"Litany" League of Legends Parody

You are the Sight Ward and the Potion,
the Banshee's Veil and the Thornmail.
You are the first Blue Buff
and the Solar Flare Stun.
You are the Bloodthirster of the Attack Damage Carry,
and the Minions in a fight.

However, you are not the Keeper of Lost Souls,
the split pusher at bottom,
or the Tank with only health.
And you are definitely not the Static Field.
There is no way that you are the Static Field.

You could maybe be the LeBalnc at middle,
or even the Rod of Ages on Lux,
but you could never be
the Rylai's Crystel Scepter at late game.

And a long, blink-less stare at the monitor will show
that you are neither the Boots of Mobility on Blitzcrank
nor the away from the computer player at base.

You may be fascinated to know,
talking of League related things,
that I am the laugh of Miss Fortune.

I am also the blasting wand,
the last auto attack that gets the kill
and the full build at the end of the game.

I am also the Moonsilver Blade on the third auto attack
and Lee Sin's cloth covering his eyes.
But do not worry my love, I am not the Sight Ward and the Potion.
You are still the Sight Ward and the Potion.
You will always be the Sight Ward and the Potion,
not to mention the Banshee's Veil and--somehow--the Thornmail.

Bryce Ditmore